Who's Habs?

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It’s my name. Sort of.

My name is actually Mike Habschmidt.

The only people who call me “Mike Habschmidt” are the people who read it off a list. Like telemarketers, nurses, judges. Even then, they still pronounce it wrong.

Everyone I know calls me Habs.

So call me Habs.

This is my life.